March 9, 2008...9:53 am
sage advice (sorta): slip anyone?
i hate wearing slips. and pantyhose too while i’m in the mood to discuss annoying undergarments. in fact, i can’t remember the last time i wore a slip (or pantyhose for that matter), but i’m quite sure it was after my mom’s firm suggestion. after all it bothers her to no end to see a woman without a slip. i guess she’s not too fond of seeing women’s jiggly woos and she figures what classy woman in her right mind would refuse to wear one?
well, that woman would be me. first of all, i haven’t really had a need for a slip. or at least i don’t think i have anyway. i’m actually not that much of a dress girl anyway, and i can’t think of one skirt that i own that needs extra…uhhhhhh…slippage.
and maybe it’s that my generation isn’t too concerned with modesty or something, i dunno, but i don’t think that any of my girlfriends own or wear slips. i don’t recall any of them saying that they’ve found the most fabulous dress or skirt and if only they had the perfect slip they’d be ready to rock that puppy. and i can’t remember them ever saying, “where’s my slip?” or “i went to target today and found this bangin’ slip!” or “i just lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve my new slip!” i’m sure they would tell me. i’ve heard about all kinds of other garments so why would the slip be left out? i’m assuming it’s because they’re not wearing them. i could be wrong, but i don’t think i am.
so here’s the advice from my mom…ladies, wear a slip, please! you know, if you must. and if you need a little help in this area, her room has all kinds of tips on finding the right slip!

4 Comments
March 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
That so funny you should mention slips. I actually put one on yesterday. I just didn’t like the way my skirt was clinging to my panties. Thing is, it drove me crazy all damn night. But it did flow and of course, look much better.
March 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm
well, i guess my mama really knows best!!
March 10, 2008 at 7:12 am
I don’t know what all the hate with wearing Pantyhose. I wear them everyday no matter what the weather is Hot or cold. Pantyhose have come a long way since the 60, 70, and even 80’s they are much more comfortable to wear. Think of hose as make-up for the legs. If you take a 10 - 30 minutes in the morning to makeup your face and do your hair, and pick an outfit, then why not take an extra 5 minutes to makeup your legs.
I know I get lots of compliments for men, and from some woman on how nice my legs look.
To prove my point I went to the local mall with my husband (who loves to see me and other lady in hose) and walked thru with shorts and bare legs, and not one person made a remark or gave me a second look. The next day we went back to the same mall, and this time I had Tan color silky hose on, and a skirt, ( I wear shorts with hose as well) and my husband walked a few steps back, and men kept doing double takes my husband told me. On guy turned to get another look at me, and the girl he was with smacked him. When we went to the food court, 2 different guys came up and asked for my name and phone #. Now you tell me ladies, what was the reason for the 2 different reactions? ANSWER- Men like to see ladies made up, and they love to see hose on them. Most men are afraid to tell there girlfriends or wives about this. So I say find a brand of hose you like the feel and fit, and start showing your legs in hose. Hollywood is starting to wear hose again, and they are showing up on runways as well.
Show your hose coved legs, you will be glad you did…
March 24, 2008 at 12:18 am
favorited this one, man
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