Entries Tagged as ‘sage advice (sorta)’

April 1, 2008

sage advice (sorta): kill de ants!!!

my office is located in a basement, but it’s actually not quite as dreary as you may imagine because we at least have windows and i was quite happy about that ’cause, i mean, gee, we all need a little sunshine. but one little problem that we have is ants. ants all along the window [...]

March 12, 2008

sage advice (sorta): black ‘em out

a good girlfriend and i had an in-depth discussion about, what else…underwear. how often do you find yourself trying to find matching bras and panties? if you’re like me, probably not too often ’cause i mean, how important is that in the grand scheme of things? especially when you’re rushing to get dressed in [...]

March 10, 2008

sage advice (sorta): enlist a fly girl

so it’s 2008 and it’s time for mama to get her groove back!!
most people start off the new year with all kinds of resolutions and welp, i’m just not one of those folks. i mean, really, why lie to yourself? ’cause basically that’s all you’re doing anyway. so see, my desire to really get myself [...]

March 9, 2008

sage advice (sorta): slip anyone?

i hate wearing slips. and pantyhose too while i’m in the mood to discuss annoying undergarments. in fact, i can’t remember the last time i wore a slip (or pantyhose for that matter), but i’m quite sure it was after my mom’s firm suggestion. after all it bothers her to no end to see a [...]

March 8, 2008

sage advice (sorta): squeeze in some lemon

i have a girlfriend who’s a little bit earthy and a whole lotta in-your-face opinionated with some street smack caught in the middle. let me tell you, this girlie can go on and on for days about herbs and cleansing and what to eat and what not to eat. what stretches to do. what it [...]