Entries Tagged as ‘the dutch files...’

April 3, 2008

introducing: dutchie the photog…

my 2.5 year old son dutch has seemed to have inherited my love of photography so i’d like to introduce to you
dutchie the photog
coming to a gallery near you really, really, really soon… check out the composition of the images. is that skill or what?? all photos were taken with a blackberry pearl because my [...]

April 2, 2008

i wanna mush him…

you know, sometimes i just wanna mush my 2 and a half year old son dutchie all upside his forehead (and sometimes i do!!).
the other morning i was rushing (as usual) and just trying to get out of the house at least sorta on time. dutch grabbed his shoes so i told him he should [...]

March 19, 2008

i gave birth to bam bam…

you see this bed?

my husband edell and i have one very, very similar. you know why i decided to post a picture of a bed similar to ours? because i wanted you to have an idea of what it looked like before dutch (aka bam bam the iron bar breaker) broke it. now how does [...]

March 11, 2008

i’m so sick of “no one”…

for the past several months my 2 and a half year old son dutch has belted out alicia keys’ big hit “no one” numerous times. i mean, numerous times. and he doesn’t just sing it, he sing-yells it.
dutch: NO ONE, NO ONE…GOTTA GET A FEELINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
of course those aren’t all the actual lyrics, but try telling [...]

February 6, 2008

nakedy laps…

what does it mean when your 2-year-old son wants to be butt nakedy as soon as he comes home in the evening?
how about when he decides to do a lap around the kitchen and living room in the buff? like 23 times. even after you’ve told him that he’ll probably hurt his woohoo if he [...]

January 28, 2008

ready, aim, spray away…

so we’ve sorta been working on the potty training thing. i say “sorta” because dutch never wants to sit on the potty. sure he sometimes hates being wet. sometimes. and yeah, he’ll say, “mommy, i poopin’” whether it’s a #1 or a #2, but sitting on the potty just isn’t his thing.
yet.
this whole matter is [...]

January 22, 2008

best friends, eh?

so i mentioned the other day that my 2-year-old son dutch has started to call me his best friend. and yes, it’s cute and yes, it warms my heart every time he says it. well, almost every time. i’m feeling a little manipulated by my best friend now. check this out:
example #1 of best [...]

January 20, 2008

abused by my best friend…

i can count on one hand how many physical fights i’ve been involved in in my life so to be struck on any part of my body is quite a jolt to my system. but somehow my body is becoming accustomed to being hit. you know, a quick knee jab to my chest, or a [...]

January 14, 2008

next time, i’m pattin’ him down…

last evening i did a load of dutch’s dark clothes and when i say his dark clothes, i mean pretty much all of them. all of his jeans and pants he wears during the week, all of his cool tops, and some dark colored pj’s too. i went to get his clothes out of the [...]

January 12, 2008

oh, the teethys…

we’re late for dutch’s first dental appointment. he’s only two but it’s recommended by the american academy of pediatric dentistry that your child see a dentist when the first tooth appears. or definitely by the time your child is a year old. well, dutch’s first teeth came marching in full force pretty early. by four [...]