yesterday dutch told me that when he turns 16 he’s running for mayor.
mama: so what will you do when you become mayor?
dutch: i’m going to build another school next to my school called bearhuggers elementary.
i should explain that bearhuggers is a school name that i made up when i was trying to trick dutch at the beginning of the school year by telling him he would be transferring there for the year. but anyway…
mama: okaaaaayyyyy… so what else will you do when you become mayor?
dutch: i’m going to make all the soccer teams colors, instead of states.
so yeah, vote for dutch. in ten years.